Baging Tons

A term a drug dealer uses to tell his buddies he re-upped and got a new supply.

Hey man, I got baging tons.

by ganja g October 28, 2010

burging

The process of eating a hamburger grind.

"Cameron, are you burging down my hamburger grind?"
"Indeed I am, thank you for asking!"
"Don't wat it too fast or you could get scabies!"

by Soft Serve Squad July 23, 2006

Buying Greenland

1) An absurd or bizarre idea.

2) An expression describing the behavior of a person whose mental faculties have left them.

When the president says things like, "I'm the King of Israel!", just know that he's really just Buying Greenland.

by seudokode August 21, 2019

Account Buying Amateur

Someone thats buys a UMG/GB Account and thinks their high tier. These people spend up to 100 dollars on Accounts to acting like there good.

"Jukestr: Im so high tier"
"Me: No your not"
"Jukestr: How many earnings and trophies you have?"
"Everybody: JUKE YOU BOUGHT YOUR ACCOUNT"
"Jukestr: Shut up 50 dollar chall"
*Juke plays chall drops 2-10 on host*
"Jukestr:My mom was yelling at me rechall"
"Everybody: YOU SUCK U BOUGHT YOUR ACCOUNT IDIOT"
*dms sketchy on twitter*
"Jukestr: ill send u the paid for this tourney user?"
Me: PaypoZ
"Jukestr: SENT!"

This is why juke is a Account Buying Amateur.
Still to this day he says he did not buy his account

by cod umg accont March 27, 2015

Murphy's Law Of Buying In Bulk

"You can keep purchasing small costlier-per-piece packages of a product till Doomsday, and you will always continue needing a sizable amount/quantity of it per week/month/year. But then just as soon as you plunk down a tidy sum for an economy-priced bulk-quantity of said commodity, your needs and/or lifestyle will immediately change, and so now you will likely never even begin to consume that much volume in your entire lifetime."

For example, you purchase several cases of plain white paraffin candles for your antique chandelier that you love to illuminate every evening, only to then discover that an electric-candle "upgrade" kit is available, and comes with fixtures that look just like the elegant candles and fit perfectly into your chandelier's holders! So now you're stuck with many hundreds of little white-wax tapers that you'll probably never have any use for.

I feel like such a total bulk-buying buffoon --- I had been consuming several expensive plywood-cutting circular-saw blades per year in my household woodworking-tasks, and so eventually I had purchased a bargain-priced fifty-pack of only-minutely-rusty "new old stock" Skilsaw-blades from a private seller on E-Bay. But then I had started using a larger-bladed table-saw for most of my panel-slicing/trimming needs, and so I've only used one or two of the circular-saw blades from the package in the many months since that time! Sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law Of Buying In Bulk" to me!!!

by QuacksO August 8, 2018

bouging

The act of blazing your marijuana. Or smoking that dope. what yah momma warned you bout.

"Man i went bouging last nite and woke up with 3 strippers in the bed with me, that was good shit"
"I bouged SO HARD last nite i dont remember where my bong is"

by Ashley May 8, 2004

CockSuckingT-bagingTakingItUpTheAssFag

see counter strike player or nerd

you fags

by eat dick May 30, 2003