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Budget Inn

The local run down motel that a promiscuous man with a strict budget takes a woman he wishes to have sexual intercourse with at a really affordable rate for the night. These motels are usually rated one star and are owned and operated by Indians.
My younger brother just turned 18 today and I booked a reservation at the Budget Inn with a local lot lizard.
by Dr.D Fraud May 15, 2019
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Budget

No. You want me to not get paid so you can continue to pretend you are not my inferior. You thought this was a stupid ✌️✊️✌️cope✌️✊️✌️ and it was literally the thing I said it was.
Hym "And now I'm the creator of AI and you're still just a YouTube bitch. Just like your retard mentor. Well, not JUST like your mentor but... You know, it might be better for everyone if you were more like him. I don't need a budget."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2025
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Sloppy on a Budget

A makeshift fleshlight, woven from toilet paper into a hollow cylindrical shape, and lubricated with either warm water from the sink, or water from the toilet in desperate situations.
"Dude, I've been so pent up lately, I had to resort to making a Sloppy on a Budget in the breakroom."
by stat1cn0ise April 2, 2024
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Banana Budget

A Banana Budget is the end-of-year scramble to spend leftover funds, typically by a business owner, manager, or department head, just so the money doesn’t “go bad.” If the budget isn’t used, next year’s allocation might get reduced, so people start buying unnecessary stuff just to peel through the remaining cash.

Coined by Moden Agency, a creative advertising agency in Indianapolis, to describe the classic “use-it-or-lose-it” spending spree at the end of a fiscal year.
"Why did Marketing just order 14 bean bag chairs and a neon sign that says ‘Synergy Happens’?”
“End of year Banana Budget, bro. Use it or lose it."
by Dack Fayden October 27, 2025
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Baseline Budgeting

The complete bullshit accounting practice of using ever-increasing spending and revenues as the starting point. This assumes that the private sector of an economy will grow at a steady pace regardless of government's interference by way of more regulations and removing the incentives to produce. Also allows political parties to cry over "cuts" which are in reality projecting spending increases below their current baseline.
John Boner announced $1T in cuts over ten years using baseline budgeting, but the actual numbers show steady increases in Federal Spending.
by Joe666_69 July 28, 2011
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Budget Queen

When someone goes beyond saving money and secures the deal of the century
Oh my god, did you see after they went clubbing they got a free meal using three discount codes?! What a budget queen
by lol bants November 20, 2023
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budget abortion

When your girl says she's pregnant so you grab the nearest lamp
"Yo I heard Becky was pregnant!"
"Nah, I gave that bitch a Budget Abortion."
by Freak Train May 10, 2017
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