Brohombre

Spanglish for best friend, close friend, aquatience, or someone you barely know when trying to sound savy of mexican culture.

(white)person 1:how's it going brohombre?
(latino)person 2:uhm, stewart, I have more street cred then you, relax that quazi-racist horseshit.

by pseudonym's are for faggots. May 10, 2011

Broomelled

1. (Adj); Jacked.

2. (V); To engage in Physical Activity, usually for an intense gain in muscle mass.

1a. "I've been going to the gym five days a week, and i'm really Broomelled."

1b. "GET BROOMELLED, SON." *

2a. "Just Broomelled for 2 hours. Feels good man. GET BROOMELLED SON!"

*Most statements about Broomelling will end in the above phrase, "GET BROOMELLED SON", 90% of the time in all caps (if on the internet) or yelled as loud as possible (at the gym).

Yelling "GET BROOMELLED SON" is only acceptable if the user of the statement is well on their way to an Olympian Physique or has been deemed worthy by Jack Broomell and his dad's mustache.

Yelling or typing as one's Facebook status "GET BROOMELLED SON" is acceptable up to five times per day without consumption of bacon. Any usage beyond the former requires consumption of at least five (5) Bacon Strips per use.

by Simpsooooon May 31, 2011

Broccomole

n. The creamy delicacy consisting of guacamole, steamed, chopped & chilled broccoli carefully blended with the love only a health nazi can give her newborn child. For best results, curl up on couch wearing your favorite sweatpants and oversized nightshirt, serve with liberal portion of Blazin' Buffalo & Ranch Doritos and a cheap bottle of Crianza.

Jackie: mmm can't wait to have my deli-sliced turkey without a bun and broccomole for lunch--again!

by macstavern June 18, 2011

bromom

A mom that can ride a moto like a pro, drive a car like a badass, mud in a truck like a true redneck and make late night dinners and early morning breakfasts for all the kids.

Dude, your ma is a total Bromom

by chenny4 November 15, 2014

broom lip

A sick mustache that all the ladies love.

Dawg - tom selleck has a gnarly broom lip. No wonder monica gellar boinked him

by Simonjayyy November 19, 2016

Brodom

Itś like brotherhood but WAY stronger. Also the adjective of the word bro.

Describe Paul's and Eriks brodom throughout the story.

by Foo Ooof May 25, 2018

broomstick position

A sex position used in Harry Potter by Harry and Ron to make Hermione jealous. It is best used when riding a broom through the air and making the brooms rest very heavily against one and another while saying hi to Hagrid.

Dumbledore said "hello kids" as Harry and Ron were in 'broomstick position' above him.

by OHYESYESBABY October 1, 2018