beaching

when you lay around and act blatantly, and obnoxiously lazy, in reference to a beached whale, often done on sunday during NFL football, or through a hangover, most serious beachers will fill a cooler with their favorite beverage and snacks and put it next to them so they dont have to get up, while beaching you are "beached", beaching is to beach

"Work sucks, I cant wait to go home and beach."
"I'm beaching."
"I beached for like, 3 hours after thanksgiving dinner."
" I went home, smoked a joint, put in a movie and beached."

by briandisco March 2, 2008

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Brouching

the act of bros chillin on a couch and just hangin out

every guy at the party was brouching

by Shynigami February 9, 2010

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Papa roaching

When someone invites someone out as a "Last Resort" after eveyone else has declined their invite

I can't believe you are papa roaching me right now Chris, i know you've asked the whole crew before me

by MeditatingLemur March 16, 2016

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Bleaching Socks

The act of ejaculating into or onto a sock after masturbation causing the sock to turn white in the area that has absorbed the semen and causing the sock to become stiff. Best to hide the sock at the bottom of the laundry so no bystanders stumble upon the sock and the ways it is being abused.

Bill: Dude did you know john has been bleaching socks?
Jake: What the fuck! that's gross shit! I wore his socks last week!

Bill: haha you probably have john semen foot, i would get that checked out.
Jake: Fuck you! i'm going to hit john so fucking hard!

by d00wrag February 22, 2011

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