Brandeis Binary Scale

The fact that girls at Brandeis don't fit a normal distribution, but a Bernoulli distribution when rated.
1 and 0. Fuckable or not.

Yeah man. It is impossible to rate girls at Brandeis. Over there, there is a binary scale. 1 and 0, either you want to fuck her or not. Famous as the Brandeis Binary Scale.

by theboogeyboogeyman February 14, 2018

Onion Bracelet

The ring of fecal matter found around the wrist after penetration of the anus with the fist, colloquially known as 'Fisting'.

I Fisted that man from the nightclub and ended up with an onion bracelet at the end of the night.

by Potty. S April 17, 2014

inverted bracelets

the mark left behind from cutting wrists

kid 1: did you hear about Marcus? he's got inverted bracelets
kid 2: oh shit, we should <insert emotional support>

by inverted_bracelet_manufacturer October 10, 2021

knock off a bracelet

a wristband or bracelet you get at a strip club that entitles you to a number of drinks, sometimes up to five for a set price. e.g. 5 drinks for $15

Jared: Whats up after work?
Darryl: not sure
Jared: you wanna go knock off a bracelet?
Darryl: hell ya

by Darryl Stevenson April 28, 2008

I got my braces off, din' I?

It is said when one has taken a large burden off their shoulders, such as completing coursework, having sex, or having their braces taken off.

Woah, Anson, you look happy today.

Yeah mate, I got my braces off, din' I?

by Partisan Passers-By Proxy July 25, 2016

Red Gucci Bracelets

Typically used by the cringy/edgy side of the Gacha community to show their character self-harms if you self-harm, please talk to someone.

Person 1: This bozo has red gucci bracelets

by EnbyIreland March 25, 2022

brandelyn

an awesome amazing person who u cant help but love who is also hyper energetic and loves everybody even her haters

person1:wanna hang out

person2:nah im hangin wit brandelyn and ur not invited
person1:*cries*

by bemysoulmateforever December 13, 2010