ingrown booger

Booger stuck to the inside of your nose. It is nearly impossible to remove and will bleed profusely once pried off.

Removing this damn ingrown booger is gonna hurt like a bitch.

by doc ling January 28, 2008

boofed

another word for being stoned

tia you're boofed

by vapegod0852 March 27, 2019

boogerlez

a combination of booger and lesbian. A name to call another out of love or to be used as an insult... depending on connotation.

My boss is a fuckin' boogerlez!
Good morning, Boogerlez!
I saw a couple of boogerlezes in the store today.

by Sweet.D December 1, 2010

booger drill

A sheet of tissue rolled into a cylindrical shape and used similar in function to a pipe cleaner to remove debris from the nose.

Please stop leaving your booger drills all over the nightstand.

by SLeepdepD August 26, 2013

bolged

Taking an injury to the head,derived from Legolas smashing an Orc's head in on a wooden pole four times in The Hobbit:The Desolation of Smaug.

You look terrible. Did you get bolged?

by Handle can't be blank. May 11, 2014

booger touch

A creepy, icky, unpleasant quality of socially awkward people that often presents in the form of a soft handshake, a wet kiss, or a weak hug.

My great aunt Shirley's kisses make me dread family events. I do everything I can to avoid her booger touch.

by bobo76 September 17, 2014

Boofed Popsicle

Someone who is being shady.

Dude Cam you're being a boofed popsicle right now.

by Ayahh June 11, 2016