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Boogerbeard 

A phenomenon caused when a human male is swimming and boogers or snot flowing out of his nose become lodged in his facial hair.
Did you see Paul jump into the lake? When he came up he had a boogerbeard!
antonyms: Boogerbukkake
misspellings; Booger beard, booger-beard, boogiebeard, bugerbeard
Boogerbeard by Joey Tcif January 24, 2015

boogerlips 

1. (Noun) A facial feature wherein an individual's lips are unusually moist with a greenish tint, typically from consuming mucous deposits. This is a common condition among toddlers, who experiment with bodily excretions through taste sensations. The condition usually diminishes with age, but persists among individuals with poor social skills.

2. (Noun) An individual who consumes mucous deposits, often resulting in residue upon the lips.
(Concerned parent) Doctor, can you tell me why my child's lips are green?

(Primary care physician) It appears that your child may be suffering from boogerlips.
boogerlips by jpsi December 29, 2007

boogermeister 

A person who under no volition of his own consumes more boogers than anyone within a five mile radius. Usually considered obscene.
Person 1: Did you see that boogermeister?!
Person 2: Yeah, oh my god!
boogermeister by Sheck E. Sheck February 1, 2008

boogerberg 

A boogerberg is a booger that has been part of the booger glacier and has now broken loose. Once the boogerberg breaks loose an insatiable urge is automatically triggered to pick or blow the boogerberg from the nasal causeway.

Unattended boogerbergs will soon penetrate the light of the nostril and become visible to others. The social risk escalates exponentially once the boogerberg is visible. All attempts to deal with the new moving berg will be noticed by others who will immediately wonder if the berg has been inhaled, palmed or dislodged onto your tie.
Rats!!! a boogerberg is making its way through my nose and I'm in a meeting for the next two hours. It's driving me crazy.
boogerberg by ecopsych101 January 15, 2008

boogered 

The act of getting extremely inebriated
Nick and Adam got boogered at the Irish Pub last night, they didn't show up to work for 3 days.
boogered by Nick4875 January 7, 2011

Boogerhead 

Danny, I love you so much, you will always be my boogerhead.
Boogerhead by Mr. Jensen May 8, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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