eat the board 

Eat every item on the menu at McDonalds

Friend:What do you want from maccas?
Me: Lets eat the board

eat the board by Prento123 June 23, 2018

Scut board 

a board in which you scut on

“I love to ride on my scut board!”

Scut board by thicc boi June 8, 2018

Charcuckerie Board 

A platter of assorted sausages given before a cuckholding session. Most commonly placed next to the cuck chair and is seen as a form of gratitude.

Hey Bobby, my wife is getting the charcuckerie board ready for tonight, she wants to try a new flavor to spice things up; it has something to do with removing the casing first.

Charcuckerie Board by ForTheGlory January 12, 2019

luigi board 

The yahoo answers equivalent of an Ouija Board

Have you played the Luigi Board?
How do Luigi Boards work?

luigi board by hugeman6969 April 9, 2021

The Dart Board

Painting dart board rings on your girls face or ass and trying to get a perfect score by jizzing into the mouth or ass. If you get her eye you may cause her to have The Lazy Eye.

Last night I was playing darts with my old lady and accidentally jizmed her schnoz

I missed my girl's beaver last night playing with the dart board

The Dart Board by echostorm August 28, 2008

slap the board 

Slap the board is the ultimate test of strength and power. The winner of this game gets to live and return home to their family while the loser is locked in Misses basement and forced to do Spanish tests for all eternity.

A mad lad was forced to play slap the board and lost.

slap the board by kaspear February 10, 2019

Human Charcuterie Board 

When a ladies ample breasts are adorned with meats and cheese for one to partake in while having sexual intercourse.

Murph Turf was hungry during sex so his partner told him to use her chest as a human charcuterie board.

Human Charcuterie Board by The New Murph Turf September 14, 2021