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bloop

The underwater giant sea-creature.
that bloop is pretty scary lookin.
by amazeballsmymomsucks September 7, 2020
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The word males fondly use as they...
A. drop a cock in a womans ass
B. drop a nutsack in a womans mouth (see tea bagging)
c. "dirty sanchez" the dumb ass that wont wake up off your couch from the party last night.
A. Oh yea baby, you like that? well howa bout this... BLOOP!
B. oh baby, you give the bombest head! BLOOP!
C. WAKE UP FOOL!!! ...... I said wake the fu*k UP!.... this bitch! allright if this fool dont get up by the time im outta the bathroom....BLOOP!
by JoelC! May 1, 2006
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Bloop

The act of a woman giving a man a blowjob while she is taking a poop.
The other night I was so drunk I asked my husband to come into the bathroom with me while I was pooping. He was naked when he came in and I put his p*nis in my mouth. Had me a good bloop.
by ScaeParty January 13, 2024
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Bloop-Blyap

The sound a made by a turd hitting the toilet water
My back is itching me for some reason. Bruh, I bet that Bloop-Blyap exploded all over you
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bloop

a fish noise/a large whale-toid mistaken for a iceberg.
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when you eat two bowls of captain crunch all berries and the next day have blue glowing french fry poop
watson was blooping
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Bloop

1. Meaning an underwater fart.

2. An unexplained sound in the ocean detected by the U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) in 1997.
1: Tim: Did you hear that?

Johnny: What?
Tim: I did a bloop in the water. :D
Johnny: AW, GROSS DUDE--

2. Bloop was an ultra-low-frequency and extremely powerful underwater sound detected by the U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) in 1997.

The sound was consistent with the noises generated by icequakes in large icebergs, or large icebergs scraping the ocean floor, but in 2002 was said to also be consistent with large marine animals. NOAA believes it has now analyzed it conclusively and the noise was ice-related. However the true source of the sound still remains unknown.

(not!)
by TheAnonymouse21 November 30, 2016
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