cock blizzard

When you get coated in jizz after masturbating in front of a nearby fan

Whoohoo, this is best use for a fan ever! Cock blizzards rule

by Matt Dasher May 12, 2008

california blizzard

the act in which a man ejaculates into his female partners ear thus leaving her hearing to be temporarily impaired

man 1:hey man how did your date go last night did you score?

man 2:no but she let me give her a California blizzard she wont be able to hear out of her left ear for a week

by marvey magnums October 2, 2010

Minnesota Blizzard

The act of ejaculating so much, it appears the recipients face has been though a blizzard.

You should have seen me last night, I created a Minnesota blizzard

by OGMinnesota November 18, 2014

Alaskan blizzard

When you shove I cold dry ice in your asshole and then get your partner to smoke the vapor out then lick the dry ice out of the asshole.

Hey babe you want to go give me an Alaskan blizzard after dinner.

by Felt her November 23, 2021

blizzard cum

thick cum that resembles a Blizzard milkshake.

OMG, did you just see that Blizzard cum all over that girls face? It looked so thick and creamy!

by girlyoucraycray November 15, 2011

Space Blizzard

Space Blizzard Is A YouTuber Who Uploads Commentary And Gaming Videos

Yo Have You Seen Space Blizzard Last Video Its Great

by soapofgsglkg November 9, 2020

london blizzard

A minimum of four British men all bukkake a woman white the men are all on ecstasy so they will orgasm multiple times each.

"Oi, you hear about those blokes that gave a London blizzard to that slut Tammy Cheshire? Fuckin' spot on the cunt"- Tony
"Shut the fuck up, Tony, you don't sound British"-everyone

by BiologyClass June 13, 2016