The act of concealing utter inability through the relentless spouting of pathetic imaginary excuses.
'Dude! You didn't pay the rent again!'
'I know man, I had to spend all the money on getting my x-box shipped to Azerbaijan.'
'Why?'
'Because Emma came over and like completely got it on with me and Steve-o. And then we deciced to setup a Gamer's co-operative for disadvantaged children out in Azerbaijan.'
'Quit your blagoflage, fool. Just pay the god-damn rent.'
'I know man, I had to spend all the money on getting my x-box shipped to Azerbaijan.'
'Why?'
'Because Emma came over and like completely got it on with me and Steve-o. And then we deciced to setup a Gamer's co-operative for disadvantaged children out in Azerbaijan.'
'Quit your blagoflage, fool. Just pay the god-damn rent.'
by saltrem_rogers September 23, 2011
Get the Blagoflage mug.Person 1: Hey, do you know where the dag is?
Person 2: That's the 1 millionth time you said that.
Person 1: Que?
Person 2: BEGONE THOT!
Person 2: That's the 1 millionth time you said that.
Person 1: Que?
Person 2: BEGONE THOT!
by OoftheDoof! October 23, 2018
Get the begone thot mug.Related Words
by CountDoubleYou January 31, 2020
Get the belego mug.As I was walkin’ down rubadub square
Not a chill to the wind but a nip to the air
From another direction she was caught in my eye
It could be an illusion but I might as well try
Might as well try
She had rings on her fingers and bells on her shoes
And I knew without asking- she was into the blues
She wore scarlet begonias tucked into her curls
I knew right away she was not like other girls
Like other girls
Well I ain’t never been right as I ain’t never been wrong
As heaven works out the way it does in this song (hey)
’cuz once in awhile you get shown in the light in the strangest of places
If you look at it right
It was the summer of love and I thank the stars above
Because the woman took a lovin’ over me
And just to gain her trust I bought a microbus
Because I sold off all my personal property
A tight tye-dye dress she was a psychadelic mess
We toured to the north, south, east, and west
We sold some mushroom tea we sold some extacy we sold nitrous, opium,
Acid, heroin, and pcp
And now I hear the police comin’ after me
Yes now I hear the police comin’ after me
The one scarlet with the flowers in her hair she’s got the police comin’
After me
But there ain’t nothin’ wrong with the way she moves
All scarlet begonias and a touch of the blues
And there ain’t nothin’ wrong with the love that’s in her eye
I had to learn the hard way just to let her pass by
Let it pass by
Oh just let her pass by
Not a chill to the wind but a nip to the air
From another direction she was caught in my eye
It could be an illusion but I might as well try
Might as well try
She had rings on her fingers and bells on her shoes
And I knew without asking- she was into the blues
She wore scarlet begonias tucked into her curls
I knew right away she was not like other girls
Like other girls
Well I ain’t never been right as I ain’t never been wrong
As heaven works out the way it does in this song (hey)
’cuz once in awhile you get shown in the light in the strangest of places
If you look at it right
It was the summer of love and I thank the stars above
Because the woman took a lovin’ over me
And just to gain her trust I bought a microbus
Because I sold off all my personal property
A tight tye-dye dress she was a psychadelic mess
We toured to the north, south, east, and west
We sold some mushroom tea we sold some extacy we sold nitrous, opium,
Acid, heroin, and pcp
And now I hear the police comin’ after me
Yes now I hear the police comin’ after me
The one scarlet with the flowers in her hair she’s got the police comin’
After me
But there ain’t nothin’ wrong with the way she moves
All scarlet begonias and a touch of the blues
And there ain’t nothin’ wrong with the love that’s in her eye
I had to learn the hard way just to let her pass by
Let it pass by
Oh just let her pass by
by Jack August 4, 2004
Get the Scarlet Begonias mug.1. A description of a person who is a giant douche bag.
2. Someone who compares themselves to random, unrelated things in the midst of controversy.
2. Someone who compares themselves to random, unrelated things in the midst of controversy.
1. "This Blagojevich just cut me off in traffic."
2. Ex. The brave warrior Ulysses or an innocent cowboy.
2. Ex. The brave warrior Ulysses or an innocent cowboy.
by Preston Hill January 24, 2009
Get the Blagojevich mug.To lie, cheat or steal even when you are bring watched. Derived from Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich's name. Even though he knew the feds were watching him, Blagojevich is alleged to have sought bribes in exchange for appointing a replacement for President-elect Obama's vacant senate seat.
Last night when my son was doing chores he started playing video games instead. "Don't Blago me!" I chided him.
by moldymom December 19, 2008
Get the Blago mug.I want a blegh with cream cheese.
by Biogant October 31, 2008
Get the Blegh mug.