Blasphasaurus

Usually used as an term to say something that is insane or crazy.

The talent he has is blasphasaurus.

by anonymous February 16, 2023

Blasphemy

To receive a blast unto yourself from whatever you quote as any "God damned" source, be it from a fire extinguisher, a can of whipped cream or a gun.

"Make like a God damned shotgun and blasphemy in the face!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 5, 2023

Blampkin

Blaam-kin the reverse of a Blumpkin. Blampkin is getting your penis sucked while she is taking a shit. 💩💦🍆

I walked into the bathroom and Shivaun was taking a poop on the toilet so we did a blampkin.

by Brandon Lampkin May 18, 2023

Blasphemy

To throw shade or to bash somebody

Wonder when it go down will you blast for me or throw blasphemy

by The Master Of Crafts June 8, 2023

Blasphemy

Any form of slander insinuating that Tom Brady is not the greatest football player of all time or the greatest sportsman of the new millennium.

“Did you hear those cowards at ESPN put Lebron ahead of Brady on their top 100 athletes list?”
“Yeah man, what a huge load of blasphemy.”

by FullyTorqued007 July 18, 2024

Blumph

euphemism for fuck in all ways except for sexual, more than not replacing fuck when it is a violent or angry in nature

"what the blumph! why isn't it!
"i'm gonna blumph you up lil bro"

by amadeusjfeelz July 22, 2024

Blaspherated

Blaspherated is when a certain action done by an individual shocks you to an extreme extent and puts you into disbelief where its hard for you to recover.

I cannot believe Johanna stood us up like that after humiliating us infront of everyone for not being on time. I'm so blaspherated.

by Johanna's portakalopita October 3, 2023