Tuxedo Bird

A tuxedo bird (AKA a penguin) are a type of bird. They have evolved to be so snazzy that the tuxedo is on their skin.

*at the aquarium*
Man look at all this didelly darn tuxedo birds we got there

by buckwindow June 30, 2018

Alex Bird

He is a legal bird who got created in a lab and also a very good rock climber

Name: Alex Bird
Opinion on Bosnia: legal
Favourite colors: legal colors
Age: 12,5 so basically 13
Color: legal

by anonymous March 17, 2021

Opila bird

Opila bird

Opila bird

by Am not gay February 19, 2023

a little bird told (or whispered to)

To have learned something from a mysterious, unknown, or secret source.

a little bird told (or whispered to) me it was your birthday

by Alex Gabrielle November 6, 2011

high as bird pussy

When someone is so stoned on weed that they are worthless for anything more complicated than processing oxygen.

Juan was high as bird pussy last night and forgot to not inhale.

by Plumbcrazydeano March 12, 2015

ruff bird

A dog faced ugly female

Amy is a ruff bird, her face is so fucking ugly

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

Birdbox

Intentionally ignoring an issue so that it does not need to be dealt with. It is used as a verb.

This technique is often used by management or politicians so that they can justify not solving an issue. It is also a common technique while procrastinating.

The term stems from the movie Bird Box where everyone avoids looking at “beings” that move around outside. When they finally look at these “beings” they can’t help but reckon with what they are seeing and they end up killing themselves.

I didn’t realize how bad the mold was in my basement until I stopped birdboxing it.

Trump birdboxes climate change so that he can justify withdrawing from the Paris Climate Agreement.

by Argo91 February 22, 2019