Bike Candy 

The girl who rides on the back of a man’s motorcycle. Similar to arm candy.

Jane: She follows Chad everywhere. does she even know how to ride a motorcycle?
John: Nah, she’s just his bike candy.

Bike Candy by yagirltheparkranger May 24, 2022

bike bunny 

A woman biker (typically motorcycle)

“Yo dude look at that fine ass bike bunny!” -fred
“I know she’s hella chill too!” - juan

bike bunny by beach love May 28, 2022

Bike Snob 

A bike snob is a person who will only buy a bike from a bike shop because they think every bike made at a department store is a piece of shit. Bike snobs also tend to put people down when they want or bought a bike from a department store. Bike snobs tend to think that bike shop bikes are more superior to any other bike out there.

1.Don't listen to Bob the bike snob buy your bike from where ever you think you can get the bang for your buck.
2. Jim is being all Bike snobbish again just because I bought my bicycle from walmart.
3. Bike snobs are arrogant fucks and are absolutely ridiculous telling me where to buy my bike from.

Bike Snob by Idisownbikesnobs August 28, 2013

bike nazi 

Often a jock as$#ole (likely lives / rides exclusively in Boulder, Colorado), who not only feels bikes are equal to & deserve all rights that cars have, but feels bikes (and bike-nazi jerks like himself) are superior to autos / drivers and don't even need to follow traffic rules, stop signs, etc.

Often belligerent & arrogant when riding among or dealing with automobiles and automobile drivers.

Being mostly macho, type-A, latent-homosexual jock as$#holes (always wearing goofy looking bug-hat helmets and skin-tight, lycra bike shorts / 'penis pants'), they often flip the bird and shout epithets like "faggot" etc. at auto drivers they feel did not give them enough room or what they deem as the 'proper respect.'

Some Boulder 'bike nazi' started a fight at an intersection with an unsuspecting automobile driver whom the nazi thought had tried to cut him off.
Unfortunately the kid driving the car was armed, got scared, and shot the nazi in the face.

bike nazi by dave_CO February 6, 2007

bike swelling 

When you go bicycling on an uncomfortable bike seat and you get some swelling on your butt and perineum.

Santa Claus: Hey Jesus, want to go shoot some hoops?
Jesus: Sorry but I can't...I went bicycling yesterday and now I've got bike swelling.

bike swelling by goldenchocolate January 5, 2010

bike butt 

That special way your butt hurts after riding a bike for the first time in a long while.

After her first bike ride this year, girl woke up with a bitchin' case of bike butt.

bike butt by Citybiker6959 April 13, 2014

bike beast

A biker who squids, always does wheelies, gets mad at everyone on the road when they don’t see them speeding, breaks mirrors, runs from cops, flips people off, rev bombs and generally is very idiotic on a motorcycle. Usually seen on a crotch rocket or supermoto and in large groups where everyone is breaking the law.

*Turns in front of motorcycle 5 blocks away*
*Biker speeds up and punches mirror off then does a wheelie while flipping off the car*
Car driver: WOW that asshole broke my mirror.
Car passenger: Fucking bike beast.

bike beast by AnonyDavis January 17, 2020