benning

Adjective. Benning is the act of accidentally ejaculating on a girls face. It typically occurs when a woman is performing oral sex on a man. When this oral sex is interrupted for any number of reasons, the man pulls out and accidentally shoots semen on the womans face.

"So what did you do this weekend dude?"

"Well this chick was giving me head and then someone walked in and I started benning."

"Dude! Sweet! I love when people are benning on me."

"wtf is wrong with you? gay."

by Charles Cross March 22, 2009

beening

The act of constantly typing someone's name in a Facebook group so their computers "beep" to get their attention. However, the term "beeping" was eventually phased out, replaced with the now common "beening," meaning people have been beeping someone repeatedly.

It can also be used to describe the past tense, as in "Oh man, I just got beened."

(On a Facebook group chat)

Jake: Hey, where's Nicki?
Dave: I dunno, let's try beening her.
Jake: Nicki.
Dave: Nicki!
Jake: NICKI.
Dave: NICKI!!
Nicki: WHAT?!?
Jake: Make me a sandwich!

by Narwhal #1 July 1, 2011

Beijing Opera Steamer

When a man named Francis sits on his male partners face and passes some steamy gas while singing the succulent tunes of Beijing Opera.

Francis was giving Jim a fantastic Beijing Opera Steamer after partying all night...

by dutch-smuggler October 4, 2018

beijing

A term coined by SF street gangs for "rent-a-cops".. .specifically the kind of security police employed by condominium associations to patrol the perimeters of the condos. In SF, as expensive yuppie condos continue to be built at breakneck pace, they are infringing upon the traditionally socioeconomically disadvantaged neighborhoods (or to put it another way, oftentimes you can now find million-dollar gated condo developments directly across the street from '60's-70's housing projects). Amazingly, these private security firms actually have some jurisdiction to stop and arrest citizens of the neighborhood, outside of the confines of the condo properties themselves.

"It wasn't the SFPD which pulled us over, it was beijing".

Or...

"Beijing detained us until the real cops came".

by JayeJaye April 11, 2008

beaning

to be under the influence of ecstacy ie. taken some beans

'im proper beaning my tits off'

by bob 121123 March 22, 2007

beijing cocktail

to shit into ones mouth while they are sleeping

Ted: i woke up with poop in my mouth this morning

Bill: oh yeah, walter gave you a beijing cocktail while you were sleeping

by livinladivaloca August 30, 2006

String beaning

When you let a long string of shit come out of your dick into a girls butthole.

Me and my chick just recently started string beaning.

by Otterotterfartshit6969 May 23, 2016