red under the bed

an insidious communist presence that has infiltrated a capitalist society (the under the bed part refers to the stereotypical child's fear of monsters under the bed, often used ironically to describe the mentality of people who are paranoid about communists)

Back then the red under the bed was viewed as the driving force behind our defense budget.

by The Return of Light Joker January 10, 2012

shit the bed fred

phrase used to show amazement or disgust with a situation.

The milk spilled all over the floor.
Well Shit the Bed Fred! Now I have to mop.

by kimmy ann July 4, 2006

Bed & Breakfast

When a gay man uses an attractice woman to lure a straight or bi-curious man into a sexual escapade.

So Gary really wanted to bang Betty, and Rick knew it, so he invited them for a little Bed & Breakfast. Next think Gary new He was kissing Betty but Rick's hard dick was about five inches into his anus.

by Buford T Johnson December 17, 2009

Bed Angel

When your partner leaves the double bed that you share and you move to the middle of the bed, and start waving your legs and arms to make the shape of an angel in the bed.

I kicked the girlfriend out of bed and started making a bed angel

by indybob April 22, 2011

shit the bed

1) Making a mistake that many other people recognize as a mistake.
2) Fucking up...really bad

Jeff shit the bed when he hooked up with Marty instead of Ashlea.

by J April 9, 2003

bed bully

When a girlfriend half your size takes over the bed

We started out splitting the bed, but I ended up huddled over to the side as she lay, wrapped up in the entire blanket, diagonally across the mattress like a savage bed bully.

by FunkiBunch June 25, 2017

Bed Bath and Beyonce

Slang for home goods store Bed Bath and Beyond or for R&B pop diva Beyonce Knowles.

coined by Johnny Tacoma

" I need to go to Bed Bath and Beyonce and get a toilet seat."

"That sistah is shaking her booty like she think she be Bed Bath and Beyonce."

by Poonstankqua January 10, 2009