tight bastard

A tight bastard is someone who hates spending a lot of money. This is normally associated with Scottish people

"Don't expect him to buy you a pint"
"Why?"
"Because he's a tight bastard, that's why!"

by Harry Price May 14, 2014

Gomie Bastard

An individual who is mentaly retarded although not diagnosed with and disabilities

*John falls up stairs*
Mary: John ya gomie bastard

by Cuntpunter March 12, 2017

absolute bastard

Acting like Toad from the hit video game franchise “Super Mario”.

Person: They’re such an absolute bastard, I’d even say a Toad!

by SebasDaFish_ March 16, 2021

Halo 3 Bastard

noun - A halo 3 player that has become so good at the game that they cannot give it up, and move on to Reach.

Bob - C'mon Jim, come play Halo Reach with us!
Jim - I can't guys, I'm on a 15 game win streak and my EXP is almost maxed out.
Bob - ........Jim...that shit doesn't matter. No one plays Halo 3 anymore. This is 2011 man! Quit being a Halo 3 Bastard!

by Purple Turkoglu October 21, 2011

rat bag bastard

A phrase used when an individual which the adverb is directed to is a fucking idiot and needs to re-evaluate their life.

You Rat Bag Bastard!

by Rupert_Rupo February 21, 2018

elitist bastard

One is arrogant and egotistical, and believes they are superior to others, for a reason that is petty, a reason that is questionable or based on opinion, or for being in a 'better' situation than others placed entirely on luck and not one's actual experiences (such as a parent's wealth).

As a result, they are prejudiced to those that they consider to be less 'elite'. To those that are of equal or higher status, they will either show more respect to, or envy.

Brandon is an elitist bastard, because he believes his desktop screenshot is better than anybody elses and makes fun of others because of it.

by Timmy T. December 10, 2007

Bastardship

1. The quality or condition of a thing or act being a bastard.

2. Bastardness. The policy of being a complete penis to everyone.

John: Did you hear about Jimmy giving Jan a Strawberry Cheesecake the other day?
Jessica: No. What bastardship!

by HarrassaOfHalicarnassa July 4, 2009