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Fate Baiting

Confidently proclaiming something will not happen, in the hope that by declaring it won’t happen, you’ll coerce fate into actually making it happen.
“Listen man, I just know there’s no way I’ll score this weekend but just in case, I'm fate baiting”

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“I know for sure I won’t pass that exam next week but just in case here's a fate bait”
by travors June 9, 2010
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Zombie Baiting

Forcing oral sex on a corpse and daring it to bite you.
Darren became Danielle last summer after he got cocky zombie baiting.
by Alternative Holes February 20, 2020
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turkey basting

The sexual act of penatrating a man or woman's rectum and urinating into such rectum. Upon extracting member urine will presede to flow from rectum resulting in a pressurized stream. Coinciding with a yelp or scream from the reciever simlar to a turkey call.
Girl: Do you want to try something new?
Guy: Roll over and I'll give you a good turkey basting.
Girl: Turkey basting? What do I do?
Guy: I'm gonna pee in your butt and let it flow. You're gonna need a shower and some clean sheets after this.
Girl: Okay!
by S.A.B. November 25, 2007
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Basting the Turkey

When a Man and woman are having sex and the man then pulls out and ejaculates on her and then begins to Gobble while he is doing it.
Basting the Turkey.Gobble, Gobble, Gobble, Try to sound realistic!!
by KyleRM December 29, 2007
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bastin

blighter, rascal, scoundrel, one known to be a nuisance.
The bastin has eaten all the cakes!
by Alan Wyatt September 8, 2003
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fire baiting

when you jack off for so long that your penis feels like it is on fire, or when you have a boner for a prolonged amount of time and it feels like u busted your penis
"fire baiting" man last night this hot chick teased me so bad, she acted like she was gonna jump my bone for like 3 hours.. then she left.. so i jacked off for 4 hours straight
by morningwood231 March 7, 2009
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basting

To penetrate the ass of a butchered turkey. Make sure you unload your semen multiple times for flavor. When your family is eating it you pull your dick out and surprise them with whom the chef is.
My wife was turned on by my basting.
by righteousconsumption October 17, 2014
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