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Cum Barnacles

The result of dried cum growing up into an actual creature, but is immobile
JIMMY: Why can't you clean your screen off? It's so dirty.
SEAN: The cum barnacles bite me whenever i try to clean it. Really fucking annoying.
by Afawoopster March 5, 2019
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Barnacles

The little fucking evil ass demons of the sea. They look like teeth with shells and they live on poor animals and rocks. If all barnacles were to go extinct then the world would be better off. I swear to fucking God. If I ever find a barnacle somewhere near me, we'll be having a fucking holocaust of the goddamn evil little demon shit heads.
My friend: Hey man, barnacles don't hurt humans.
Me: Fuck you and your bloodline. All barnacles need to be fucking deleted and destroyed. I will literally destroy the oceans to delete barnacles from life itself shit fecking hell I hate the damn toothy fucking shell cunts
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Barnacle Boy

A racial slur used in Spongebob, ( Don't fucking copyright me ) as seen in Season 69 Ep 69 : The F### Boy.
Many have been upset by this slur although it doesn't really have a target in the races many Barnacle residents are feeling rather sad about it. " I think Spongebob is a menace and should be smited off the fucking planet " -69% Of the Barnacle Residents
Spongebob - Shut the fuck up barnacle boy

Victim - * Audibly cries *

Sandy - Don't you think you're going a uhh... bit too far?

Spongebob - SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SANDY BITCH

Sandy - Pulls out m11 and starts doing mass genocide *

Spongebob - fucking dies in the backround *
by UhhFUCK June 22, 2022
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Barnacle

A straight guy that hangs out with a gay guy in order to hook up with a straight girl
Straight guy: Hey man, do you have any straight girlfriends?
Gay guy:. Don't be such a barnacle!
by HeidiAnton July 28, 2015
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barnacle boy

barnacle boy is actually what people are saying when they say bb. not baby. or babes
aw thanks bb!

aw thanks barnacle boy!
by uksbiggestsexsymbol October 17, 2020
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Barnacle nibbler

When a sexual partner nibbles on the other hemorrhoids
Hey man how was your date? It was great she was a barnacle nibbler.
by The Catholic May 9, 2018
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hairy barnacle

Basically a nipple.

Two things attached to your chest sorta like barnacles on a ship.... But they're hairy.
I have a third hairy barnacle....... wanna see?
by SlipperyGypsy01 November 29, 2017
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