baked zetties

big ass titties. Large breasts or simply a fine-ass hoe.

Damn hoe u got some zeeties.

by skeetmastaL March 22, 2005

Bakeshow

1.Some who smokes so much weed that they smoked themselves retarted

2.A time when a group of people come together to smoke weed together

1.Reid smokes so much weed that he smoked himself retarted and he's definitely a BAKESHOW

2.Before we went to the party we had a BAKESHOW with 5 blunts and 2 bongs going around

by BigSexy May 28, 2006

Bake A Wicked

Geordie phrase used in multiple contexts to mean:

a. Leaving promptly.
b. 'whatever'
c. an expletive

a. Ben: This bar is fookin' crap like, a wanna leave.
Steve: aye man, let's bake a wicked!

b. q: whadda us wanna do tonight like?
a: bake a wicked mate!
a: alreet let's get blotto!

c. q: ah look mate, sunderland ave scored!
a: fook, bake a wicked.

by boredgeordie October 2, 2006

Bake like Betty Crocker

A way of expressing that you can smoke marijuana at a superior level than the average population.

Jim: Do you smoke weed?
Tom: Yeah man; I bake like Betty Crocker.

or
As adjective

Jim: What are you up to?
Tom: Nothing, watching movies; I'm already baked like Betty Crocker

by Christian Breton January 5, 2009

Baked Deuce

To get high while taking a shit.

Matt is notorious for leaving a stench in the bathroom when he takes a baked deuce.

by Randy Felcher June 19, 2011

Baesomnia

Unable to sleep without bae; restless ; bae is not there to cuddle with resulting in a hard time to try to go to sleep.

"I only got 2 hours of sleep last night, I think I have Baesomnia."

by Legendaris_ October 9, 2014

Bake Squad

A group of savages who roasts anyone who opposes them.

Do not mess with Bake Squad #IJWBG

by Savage Heel July 6, 2016