Bauer

Something or someone epic

Dude, that’s so bauer!

by Bauer oh December 17, 2021

Bauer

The best gay friend ever!!! He is so nice and funny. Honestly the best, better than the rest.

Yolanda: "Are you friends with Bauer??"
Jess: "Yup Bauer is the best, better than the rest."

by gurll34 April 19, 2022

Bauer

There is no way in describing the size of a Bauer's Penis, its huge, even though a Bauer is a great person everyone rejects a Bauer, fearing they would die from the size.

Hey Ann, yeah I heard dave has a Bauer, no wonder no hits on him, their afraid, well i'm not.

by UrbanMafia October 18, 2023

Baquera

You are either a total dick or the sweetest person on earth.

"Man, that boy is such a Baquera"

by Ryanisasweetheart January 23, 2025

Bauer's Rule of Idiocracy

Of greater danger than nobody knowing what to do is a broadly held presumption that somebody does.

Source: “‘Idiocracy’ is a disturbingly prescient reflection of our current reality, not because nobody knows anything but because everybody thinks somebody does." ~ Jared Bauer

Bauer's Rule of Idiocracy arises in part from characteristics discussed in Erich Fromm’s “Escape From Freedom,” including a desire to defer to a trusted figure to escape the burden of having to puzzle out matters for which one is ill-equipped, the learning curve is steep, or information is at best incomplete.

by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025

Baabert

Definition:
A high-tier dessert consisting of a warm, crispy waffle heavily smothered in Nutella spread. It is often served as a late-night craving or a "cheat meal" luxury. The term implies a level of deliciousness that transcends standard breakfast food.

Example:
"I had a massive breakdown at 11 PM, so I went to the diner and ordered a double baabert with extra strawberries. Life is good

by CrazyBaarbert February 17, 2026

Jack Bauer

A man who enjoys dominant roleplay in the bedroom, having his partner at his complete mercy and torturing them until they submit to his will. A male version of a dominatrix, if you will.

So named for the lead character of the hit Fox series "24", Jack Bauer will do whatever it takes to thwart terrorism and is notorious for his brutal interrogation methods.

I heard her boyfriend's a total Jack Bauer; I never thought she was into that kind of thing.

or

Yeah, I pulled a Jack Bauer on her. She was begging me to let her do me by the time I was done.

by Crazy Pelirrojo April 20, 2009