asshole

The opening where excretion exits.

Her asshole was split as the turds popped out.

by HelloJoeJoltinmieser July 14, 2009

asshole

A manwhore who doesn't take into account other people's feelings when he satisfies his own urges.

Noel is a major asshole.

by NARS April 26, 2007

Assholes

n.

The random childish fuckwads that Urban Dictionary allows to keep rejecting perfectly good definitions for no reason whatsoever.

Person One: Goddamn it! What fucking assholes!
Person Two: What's wrong, dude?
Person One: Nothing; just those motherfucking assholes again.
Person Two: The Urban Dictionary editors?
Person One: Yeah. Urban Dictionary shouldn't just allow any old random assholes reject definitions because they have nothing better to do.

by Dremora Valkynaz April 03, 2015

Asshole

Dan is an asshole because he cheats on girls

“GOD DAN IS SUCH A DICK ISN’T HE?”
Dan is a dick technically

Asshole means someone who is being a real dick.

by Dopeydocus August 14, 2019

Asshole

George W. Bush. The president of the United States of America.

"Our president, George W. Bush, is an asshole!"

by Jordan The Great January 15, 2007

Asshole

Someone who won't pull over for an ambulance

Even though the ambulance was honking and shrieking at him, that asshole never pulled over.

by Kyle1 October 23, 2007

Assholic

(adj) when people are continually acting like assholes or have done something to be mean, rude and/or obnoxious.

Meat heads in bars often act assholic when they get wasted

by Allie S. B. June 23, 2006