Armadussy

The sweet, hot, orifice of a Texan armadillo.

Texan 1: Hey, what's wrong pardner?

Texan 2: Brittnie broke up with me last month, and I feel as though I've yee'd my last haw.
Texan 1: Well, it sounds like you need to take yur F-250 down a backround, run over an armadilly or two, and score ya some armadussy.
Texan 2: Why that sounds like a blessed idea pardner! Thank ya!

by DickBake February 2, 2022

Armando

He is the best dad ever.If ur dads name is Armando u are the luckiest person.He will never give up on u.he is funny and nice.He may have been through a lot and be sad from the inside but will never show it.He will always love his family. Armando is just the best 1.) Dad 2.) Husband 3.) Friend 4.) Uncle 5.)son!.<3 they are someone u would never want to lose in ur life.

Armando is the best.

by Ihatemylife<3 February 5, 2022

One-armed Greedy

It’s a selfish, bluff reach around where the reacher bypasses their partner’s genitals and continues back through their legs, returning back to their own genitals to pleasures themself.

She thought I was going for a reach around, but instead I hit her with the one-armed greedy. Those sheets are ruined.

by M. Erectus January 9, 2021

Pulling an Armageddon

Based on the Academy Award winning film, it refers to choosing an incredibly stupid option when clearly a better one exists ie. choosing to teach oil drillers to become astronauts rather than simply teaching astronauts how to drill.

Bobby chose to dine and ditch rather than paying the bill, Pulling an Armageddon in the process. He is now referred to as "Bitch Bobby" by his cellmate in Grenville Penitentiary.

by AbAeterno1 January 2, 2011

My back hurts like an armadillo shell

When you´re stiff and your back hurts.

Friend 1: How are you feeling today?
Friend 2: Im good but my back hurts like an armadillo shell.

by Sweden04 January 23, 2023

groove armada

the groove armada is the elitest of the elite, those who are of the groove armada can groove not just well, but spectacularly, and they travel the world grooving with the armada recruiting people to join the groove armada.

The groove armada has made its presence felt, my lord. they are growing in power and will soon combat us.

by mr. india April 20, 2005

armadillo

Curling into a fetus position in a fight, lookign sort of like an armodillo. Usually one shouts "Please don't hurt me." repetitively while in the position.

"Yo man, what's this guy doin? He said he wants to fight but he just dropped into the armadillo."

by homebroslice24 March 8, 2010