cock appeal

One who has a large amount of physical attractiveness or has an equally attractive wonder cock.

"Damn, Jenny gets so much play, she has a lot of cock appeal to the guys."

"That fool is so ugly, the only way he gets any action is the cock appeal of the inside of his pants"

by C. Fo June 16, 2006

apersonality

Somebody who is so boring, dull and unimaginative as to have a complete absence of personality. They never have anything interesting to say and if they do say something it is void of character and substance.

Oh my god I can't believe you invited George to your party, he is so apersonality.

by ZhuZhupet October 10, 2010

Alper

Alper is a turkish guy. He is playful, sarcastic and smart. Sometimes he seems to be very cold but deep down he's warm hearted and likes a good cuddle. He can be charming on his special way and is a good listener.

He is a very good looking person you should get to know. I'm sure he agrees to this statement :D.

Have you seen Alper? No he's been all day in his room.

by DemiMelose96 November 19, 2021

American Apparel

The largest clothing manufacturer in the United States. They design, manufacture and sell high quality clothing that fits well and looks good, and is made in America. They pay their workers an average of over $12 an hour, while workers for companies that outsource to the third world often make less than a dollar an hour. Their advertising has no airbrushing, and usually uses normal people at stores or who send their photos to the website. Their photos in-store genuinely reflect what an average person would look like in their clothing.

They're probably best known for their basics: t-shirts, tights, socks, hoodies, leggings and underwear in a huge variety of solid colors and patterns, as well as every size imaginable. Everything fits well, looks good, and lasts pretty much forever. The t-shirts are particularly good for screen printing.

Hipsters will criticize it for becoming popular with the teen audience, but if you think something is bad simply because of who likes it, then you really need to rethink all of your opinions.

Yes, it's priced slightly higher than most other retailers, but only those who have never felt the cozy fit of an AA t-shirt would prefer a $4 bad karma, low quality Wal-Mart shirt.

Person A: "I got the best t-shirt ever at American Apparel last month! It fits as if it's custom-made, and it's still like new after 4 times in the wash!"
Person B: "Well, I got one in the same color last month too from somewhere but it's faded and worn out already. But it's still better because YOU'RE just some mainstream teen who follows trends."
Person A: "If it's sweatshop-free mainstream, it's good."

"I started shopping at American Apparel. It costs more, but it's worth it because it supports the American economy, and it's the only clothing I have that stays comfy and good-looking forever."

by UnglueMyLipsFromBeingTogether May 16, 2009

american apparel

The new uniform for suburban girls ranging from thirteen to twenty-five. Once belonging to hipsters and those of artist origin, it is now (due to its expansion) worn by sluts, nerds, jocks, and hipster-wannabes all over high school grounds. Ugg boots, black lululemon pants, and brightly colourd american apparel hoodies are the new uniform for all public school students, who slowly decend on the indie scene ready to get their sticky mainstream fingers all over anything which can be salvaged. When all is said and done, if you think you were the "first one to where american apparel in your school" then... you weren't. There was some kid hanging out, behind the oak tree off school grounds smoking a cigarette and talking about the last show he/she went to, who was.

Rich Girl One

"Omg, these lululemon pants ride me so bad! Like, is that ashley? As if, she has a purple american apparel hoodie, i was the first, my daddy bought it for me in toronto!"

Rich Girl Two

"Psssh I know, lets jump into my moms Hummer, listen to some regina spektor to be indie, and go to starbucks, to show off these hoodies!"

by Awesome McStellar April 4, 2008

Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

The best thing that you could ever listen to. It is orgasmic music that only few can live through after listening to.

I lived after listening to Red Jumpsuit Apparatus!!

by Duckie D June 10, 2008

Objects in front of you are not as shiny as they appear

A play on the warning text you see on car door mirrors.

This is for those people with ADHD who are easily distracted by shiny objects.

I use this at work for people who get caught up in drama instead of doing their job.

Hey, buddy, focus. Objects in front of you are not as shiny as they appear.

by McFeather November 6, 2008