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alternate elector

A member of the GOP recommended alternate electors in an attempt to overturn the legal election.
by island thinker December 15, 2020
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Alternate Grandma

The grandmother that you and your cousins don't have in common.
"I've never met that person, she is Joe's Alternate Grandma; she and I are not related by blood."
by Goombaguy November 21, 2011
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Rural alternative

A punk rock cowboy; a cowboy who identifies as punk rock
That bull rider is a total rural alternative
by Tbootscoot May 29, 2021
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alternate dick

When your girl swaps out with another guy during sex.
My girl was screwing me and she used her alternate dick half way thru.
by Aireas April 2, 2016
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Alt/Alternative

In a fashionistic sense, it means to stray away from newspaper and capitalistic definitions of what it means to be perfect and acceptable in society. It is a DIY and anti-big-company based ideology.

This is not to be confused with the "hello kitty says ACAB" monster energy gun people, who promote the ideal that more money spent=the more alt you are, which is the direct opposite definition of alt.
People who are against the promotion of perfectionism in the media, and like to look a different way than the societal norm can be considered alt/alternative.
by akshualjoker420 June 25, 2021
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Alternative couple

A stereotypical alternative couple is a girl with daddy issues and a drug addicted skater boy.
Isaac and Tia are such a cute Alternative couple!
by Sweatshirtstrings June 9, 2020
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Alternative Kale

‘Yo try this broccoli salad. It’s vegetarian.’
‘It’s got bacon.’
‘Nah bro, that’s alternative kale.’
by Les1077 June 20, 2018
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