affadavit

Very Rare. Only comes about with the coexistence of one "YOUNGEST", and one "GREAT AFFA." Only then, do you truly have an affa-david. ha, youngest...

Affadavit is much too rare an occurence to cite an example.

by roppa March 24, 2008

black tie affair

Sexual act where the man first penetrates a woman (not his wife/girlfriend) in the anus. Then, he proceeds to titty-bang the same woman leaving a distinct line down her chest, thus the name black tie affair.

I left my wife at home and took the baby sitter to a black tie affair.

by Robert Pilfry March 7, 2008

affare

Bargain

Affare means bargain in Italian language

by Jon-dor January 20, 2017

Affa Daffa

1. I'm hot, slim.
2. Wicked-awesome.
3. Expression of excitement.

1. Hey, how you feelin'? - Affa Daffa my man!
2. What do you think of that new song? - It's Affa Daffa!
3. Affa Daffa!

by BoyNoah February 5, 2009

AIFF UTDONT AGERE THAN FKCU

The phrase is literally "And if you do not agree, fuck you."

Commonly expressed in online forum boards with at least 7 typos accompanied with a particular expression or point of view by a narrowminded individual.

Many variations of typos for the phrase exist considering the writer often types in rage, although one similarity between all variations is typically a liberal use of caps locks.

/HOT!
/Topic started 15. Apr 2011
Canar: Dubstep is over.
Minionofset: I do not agree.
PixieFairyNarwhalFood: JUNGLE ISJ BETTR THEN DUBSTOE, AIFF UTDONT AGERE THAN FKCU
GeorgeForeman: This isn't where I parked my car!

by Idle. October 17, 2011

micro-affair

When you meet someone new and spend a short time with them, whom you share an amazingly strong attraction with, even though it goes nowhere. Craigslist "Missed connections" section is full of folks who had micro-affairs.

I had a micro-affair with the new clerk at Lowe's while she helped me find an item. She's married, I have a girl friend, but we both truly enjoyed each other's company for those brief 5 minutes.

by chromerzoner May 14, 2013

xyz affair

what this stupidd guy calls ourr relationshipp. asswhole

nd at this moment i have a lottt more things to worry about then a stupid little xyz affair

by ihateeeboyss September 24, 2007