Ereptile dysfunction

The dysfunction of only being turned on by reptiles.

"Did you hear that Juan only gets turned on by reptiles?"
"Oh yeah, he has ereptile dysfunction"

by BigethBoi September 1, 2020

Electile dysfunction

When someone suffers from confusion about a presidential candidate's qualifications and can't get up to make a decision and vote.

I can see why this 2020 presidential election most people are suffering from "electile dysfunction."

by debash120754 October 31, 2020

Erectile Dysfunction

The best word to say.

Guy 1: "I like to say erectile dysfunction a lot. It's fun to say."
Guy 2: "I'm leaving."

by poisonberries December 2, 2021

Electile Dysfunction

Dysfunctional (so-called) 'Representative Democracy' by Election, widespread in most countries.

It'll take the Tauranga more than a year to recover from its Electile Dysfunction of June 2022

by PartisanZ June 20, 2022

erectile dysfunction

An erectile dysfunction is when you can’t make babys, which means your penis is useless for the making of a baby!

Hey babe.
Yes baby?
Do you wanna have a twosome.
sorry babe I have a erectile dysfunction!
I’m leaving you for a Penis that isn’t useless.
atleast I don’t have Vaginismus!that means your useless as well!

by forklol June 21, 2022

Floral Dysfunction

When you have a limp stalk.

Person 1: Bro, I have a limp stalk!
Person 2: Looks like you have floral dysfunction.

Person 1: I have floral dysfunction.
Person 2: Is that really something to say during sex?!

by Exotics Lair Fan 1407 September 23, 2022

Correctile Dysfunction

The inability of some men to stop themselves from correcting people (especially women) about something they know nothing about.

Kevin suffers from correctile dysfunction.

by Toxic-masculinity January 6, 2023