Zeus

When you bang a girl so hard you get a shock from the friction, and an explosion occurs inside her. This is how the majority of women end up in wheelchairs.

You should of seen it. I Zeus the shit out of that girl last night. Then had to take her to the hospital.. she didn't make it.

by thekillertickler November 1, 2011

Zeus's Butthole

Mentioned in the action movie The Rock. Apparently, something of great significance and importance; possibly that from which all of Creation is derived.

"...how in the name of Zeus's BUTTHOLE did you escape from your cell?!"

by maggie beauregarde September 11, 2008

Zeits

German word meaning "creepy, smelly Lame-ass"

also synonymous with Zeets, Zats, Zoots, Zaps, Zoops, Zanks, Zwaps, or any other word that starts with Z and ends with S.

That Zeits kid keeps creeping in here like a moron.

by Rocky Mountain May 4, 2004

zeused

(to zeus) the acting of being zeused
Requires two individuals, one to approach a random female on the street, the other to sneak up behind the same female and "pants" her. Once victim has been depantsed, she is then tasered in the cootch by first guy who proceeds to yell "ZEUSED!"
If there is time, the victim then gets a tony danza or a quality ground beefing

We went out and zeused five bitches the other day... it was faaaantastic.

by groundbeef March 17, 2007

Zeus

Johnny Kannis, the Greek-Australian singer of the legendary Sydney punk rock band, the Hitmen. He is the Greek God of garage-punk

Zeus and Klondike were really rockin' at that Hitmen show last night.

by Rattus cattus November 14, 2010

Zeismeister

One with a short, curly, pubic-like head of hair. Usually a male that carries his testicles in the form of a fruit basket, resembling a vagina. Most likely seen surrounded by women that only enhance his feminineness. Usually attempts to hide his feminine gestures with short bursts of masculinity, but is quickly found out to resemble a true woman.

Also found to make comments such as:

Man: "Oh, by the way, I'm scheduled to have my vagina surgically implanted next week."

Can be responded to with:

Woman: "Wow.....you're such a Zeismeister"

by CKCP-AB March 16, 2011

Zeist

To revise a work with the sole intention of removing a specific detail (i.e. a name, character, breed, fact, etc.).

"There are a couple of huge ones that the fanbase would want to Zeist..."
"I would maybe Zeist the Hobbit movies, or maybe the prequels..."
"They should have Zeisted the creatures at the end of that book..."

by manufacturing November 29, 2021