Woodchip

A person with a woodchip shaped head.

Look at that guy's head, he's a woodchip!

by STEVECHIP October 23, 2011

Woodchuck

When a a gook gets stiffy

That slanty got a woodchuck

by MerrianWeebster March 31, 2017

woodchuck

to woodchuck is to make plans with someone and then pretend you forgot them, or pretend plans weren't made to enable the (woodchuck) person to find more attractive plans.

"He woodchucked me because he thought he'd be given tickets to the hockey game." "I was chucked by him again because he decided to play in the pick up game." "Don't waste your time waiting, they will only woodchuck you again."

by Troubles February 4, 2010

Woodchipper

The long held tradition of pooping inside of a pussy by which the log of feces imitates a wooden log being chipped by machinery. One individual squats, or "hovers", over the other in order to take a dump directly into the second individual's ready vagina lips. The poo must be solid for a truly effective performance.

While walking through the forest with my darling, I found it only appropriate to lay her nude figure down on a bed of leaves and lovingly perform the woodchipper.

by The Woodchipper May 7, 2009

Woodchucks

A term used to describe and ugly female because woodchucks chop down wood.

There are so many woodchucks in here, chopping wood down left and right.

by DGIF April 6, 2011

wootch

ask adrian.

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

Woodchucker

One who skateboards.

Those woodchuckers down the park keep getting in the way of us bladers.

by RickardoSenz August 8, 2009