webster

to completely fuck up in life and become a dentist or "DR.FAGGETT" when all along longing to become a machinist.

my life is a fucking webster, boy i sure webster'd this shit up

by germancutioner November 5, 2010

Webster

Slang for £5. Derived from an interview with Kieran Webster, bassist with Dundonian rock band The View, in which he stated that if he were to organise his own music festival, the cost of admission would be 'only a fiver'. This was just one of a number of outrageous claims he made about the festival; he also claimed that there would be 'free helicopters for everybody' and that revellers would receive a 'goody bag full of goodies on the way in', although he failed to give any further information on the nature of said goodies.

Just copped Omar Souleyman's seminal record 'Highway to Hassake: Folk and Pop Sounds of Syria' for a Webster. This is that magical hot shyt fuck Headhunterz yo

by VoodooJazzCafe March 14, 2011

Webster

Webster is a name for someone who acts like a dog. They always come top in their class at school and always get full marks on History Essays. They always seem to be fanatically into films. These things are what their life revolves around.

Webster: "Hey guys, wanna come watch Lord of the Rings in my room after dark?"

Jack: "No thanks Webster!"

Webster: "Fine get out of my room!"

by Jamie Nichols January 15, 2007

websterism

websterism
n.

A word found in any conventional dictionary

antonym: urbanism

1. I can't understand you; can you please speak in websterism terms?

2. The word spam is a websterism.

by Punkysoup August 27, 2005

webster's law of nut tappage

webster's law says that anytime a half drunk human male walks into a nut check battle between two or more males it will be at the exact worst moment in said battle where the target male is nut tapped inadvertantly by one or more of the combatants leading to the escalation of the target male joining in said fray after picking himself up off the floor.and making it a war of nut tappage

buzz used "webster's law of nut tappage"as a excuse to knock the hell outta me.webster's law of nut tappage is always a good excuse for a tapping war

by origen September 18, 2006

websters special

Wen ya put ya thumb an ya finger next to it on ya bellend, best wen its wet, then wipe it on someones face or better put it goes up someones noes.

i gave forceit a websters special rite up his noes an he got in a ryt stress wiv mi

by ? ? ? ? ? December 17, 2006

webster award

A class of website or blog awards for cool websites and blogs, for people who design cool websites

Dan just got another webster award for his blog!

by Tim McGuinness, Ph.D. October 23, 2007