waitress crush

A crush that's one-sided to the point of being creepy.

See unrequited love.

on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Charlie has a waitress crush on the Waitress.

I had a total waitress crush on this girl from high school, until she slept with my best friend.

by JohnnyApocalypse September 5, 2012

waitingand

When you are waiting. And waiting. And waiting.

We were waitingand for our chicken.

by THAT CHICK WITH LE BLONDE HAIR October 7, 2012

wait text

when you wait to send a text so it doesn't seem like you are over obsessed with the person or creepy

Dude im gonna do a wait text so Julia doesn't think im a creep

by skatelyfe69 October 7, 2013

waiting beer

The tap beer you consume while waiting for your food at a takeout restaurant

Charlie, this food order is taking forever. Let's grab a waiting beer from the dog!

by BeerMe16 August 25, 2016

Wait For The Comeup

Patiently waiting for the highest peak of success .

Don't give up on your goals , just wait for the comeup .

by waitforthecomeupbrand August 27, 2017

wait a minute mrpostman

the dankest of all memes and will be forever rememberd

wait a minute mrpostman

by d4 lapse November 11, 2017

Wait, what?

A phrase often spoken after answering a question with a rote or automatic response, only to realize you didn't really understand the question, and likely did not mean your answer.

Friend: "I know you don't like fish, so I went ahead and ordered you the raw squid."
You: "That's great. Wait, what?"

by Maelstromleague February 3, 2018