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Velcroing

When two men with long beards greet each other and rub each other's beards together resulting in the velcroing of the beards.
Laddy greeted John by velcroing their beards together.
by Slickfootanna September 14, 2014
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velroth

a person who continuously insists that they have keen insight into every discussion known possible. however, no matter what they insist, this is untrue.
some kid: like, omg, i failed my test today!
some other kid: oo that sucks you should have studied more
velroth: well if you ask me the test was written very poorly by the teacher, but if you wanted an advantage to this test you could have done this or that or studied while listenign to music.. experts say that the best way to study is in short increments of time and drink lots of fluids... although it doesnt really matter what you got since it will stay the same and youre stupid, while i, of course, am not. this is because i know more than you about everything.
by somerandomkidyep October 21, 2005
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velcroid

a scapegoat or person who is habitually blamed for the shortcomings of another person,
I was a velcroid, a human being made out of velcro. I'd been peeled off like a leech and now things stuck to me that shouldn't.
by Dennis Phinney February 7, 2006
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velcroic

Like "magnetic" only with Velcro
That fuzzy sweater is really velcroic
by The DopeHatMan August 1, 2004
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velcroed

when you scrape your skin on velcro creating large scratch patch.
i just got velcroed on his shoes!
by guccigirl September 1, 2005
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Velcros

Shoes with velcro fasten straps instead of shoe laces, ideal for getting naked at fast speeds in because you don't have to untie your shoes. Definitely a worthwhile purchase.
by Yung Corduroy September 19, 2010
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velcroyie

Being exceptionally clingy, like velcro.
This can be used relating to an object or person.
Object: "Nothing that Charles did could make it stick, it wasn't velcroyie enough."

Person:"He thought of his close friend. Despite how velcroyie they were, no two were closer"
by LM3 February 24, 2022
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