Hey where did Jennifer go?
See all those crates down there? We need to get those moved up here ASAP and we have none of the required documentation. So I used the Vagantage and sent her down to talk to the crane operator. She'll get it done. She has a vagina.
See all those crates down there? We need to get those moved up here ASAP and we have none of the required documentation. So I used the Vagantage and sent her down to talk to the crane operator. She'll get it done. She has a vagina.
by chaos2112 April 27, 2013
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Person One: What's up with your piss, girl?? It's always so thick and dark looking...
Person Two: It's vaganal fluid. A couple of weeks ago, my boyfriend fucked me so hard that I ended up with a vaganus!
Person One: So, what you're saying is that isn't piss... right? Are you saying that it's your piss, shit, and cum all mixed together?
Person Two: Unfortunetly, yes... you are correct.
Person Two: It's vaganal fluid. A couple of weeks ago, my boyfriend fucked me so hard that I ended up with a vaganus!
Person One: So, what you're saying is that isn't piss... right? Are you saying that it's your piss, shit, and cum all mixed together?
Person Two: Unfortunetly, yes... you are correct.
by SmokeTwibz November 14, 2013
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by Gavin's October 12, 2015
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On long flights, a combination of cabin pressure, dehydration, and poor circulation, causes some people get swollen feet and ankles, causing them to have vacankles when they get to their destination.
On long flights, a combination of cabin pressure, dehydration, and poor circulation, causes some people get swollen feet and ankles, causing them to have vacankles when they get to their destination.
-I had discernible, shapely ankles before I got on the plane! What happened?
-You've got vacankles, sorry. They'll probably go back to normal in a day or two.
-After that long flight to Cancun, I couldn't even wear my new sandals because I had vacankles.
-I have to wait for these vacankles to disappear before I can go out dancing.
-You've got vacankles, sorry. They'll probably go back to normal in a day or two.
-After that long flight to Cancun, I couldn't even wear my new sandals because I had vacankles.
-I have to wait for these vacankles to disappear before I can go out dancing.
by smartichoke December 7, 2015
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