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Vagantage 

The power or advantage a woman has over people simply because she has a vagina.
Hey where did Jennifer go?

See all those crates down there? We need to get those moved up here ASAP and we have none of the required documentation. So I used the Vagantage and sent her down to talk to the crane operator. She'll get it done. She has a vagina.
Vagantage by chaos2112 April 27, 2013
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vaginager 

A word used to describe the acidic taste from a womens vagina. It is comparable to putting your tongue on a 9 volt battery.
When I went down on her the vaginager was so strong I had to stop.
vaginager by Nate Sanborn September 9, 2007
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vagotage 

(sabotage + vagina)when a female ruins plans.
-Did you meet up with Dave last night?
---No, Sarah vagotaged the evening with her emotional problems.
-Yeah that girl does have issues.
vagotage by Heath Thomas November 13, 2007

vantaged 

Verb: To be beat by someone having a greater advantage than you such as better skills.
"You just got vantaged!"
vantaged by VANtaged June 14, 2008

Vagarbage 

Any type of waste that is disposed of through the vagina. Usually menstrual blood and uterine lining, but can be used for any kind of unwanted vaginal item.

Pronounced: va - jar - bige
Wish I had a tampon for all this vagarbage in me!

A vagiaper would be ideal right now considering all the vagarbage I'm leaking.
Vagarbage by uncle slumberpokeya April 25, 2011
Saying you'll do something, but then pulling out at the last minute.
"Where's Adam?"

"Oh he was going to come but he pulled a Vantage"
vantage by Chocabloc April 25, 2019
Vantage or V8 Vantage, is a model made by British vehicle manufacturer Aston Martin.

After the initial coneption in 2003, the car was later put into production in 2005.

The current model Vantage is a grand tourer with a 4.3L (4300 cc) quad-cam 32-valve V8 that developes 380 hp (283 kW) at 7,000 rpm and 302 ft·lbf (410 Nm) at 5,000 rpm. It has a front engine rear wheel drive layout. It comes in 2 variants, the Coupe and the Roadster as well as the limited edition N400 with 400 bhp (300 kW).

There is also a V12 Vantage RS concept with a V12 engine from the DBRS9 race car and produces 600 hp (450 kW).

The Vantage can accelerate to 60 mph (97 km/h) in a claimed 4.8 seconds. Equipped with a choice of either a 6 speed manual transmission or a 6 speed sportshift and has a near perfect 49/51 weight distribution. The Vantages main compeditors are the Porsche 911 (997) Carrera and the BMW M6.
Man 1: "My Vantage is one of the prettiest cars ever made, and the noise it makes is second to none."

Man 2: "That is one brilliant car you have there."
Vantage by ArmadaAssassin April 30, 2008
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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