angercise

Vigorous exercise undertaken while angry. May cause injury.
He was having a bad day and then hurt his knee angercising.

Holly got her best 5k time the day her boyfriend broke up with her. Angercise is the best exercise.
by smartichoke October 13, 2013
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vacankles

Vacation cankles.

On long flights, a combination of cabin pressure, dehydration, and poor circulation, causes some people get swollen feet and ankles, causing them to have vacankles when they get to their destination.
-I had discernible, shapely ankles before I got on the plane! What happened?
-You've got vacankles, sorry. They'll probably go back to normal in a day or two.

-After that long flight to Cancun, I couldn't even wear my new sandals because I had vacankles.

-I have to wait for these vacankles to disappear before I can go out dancing.
by smartichoke October 16, 2015
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