Hulu Voodoo

Hulu Voodoo is when you purchase a streaming app, and then are forced to watch commercials before you can watch your desired show or movie, but.. oh wait ✋️ you can just pay MORE for an app you already paid for??? Great! Bleed me dry.

Me: Why the hell am I being subjected to ads when I already paid for this app?

Also Me: 1st of all, why are you talking to yourself? Also, yeah that's some bullshit.

Me: Because I am insane and have no friends. Wanna watch something on HBOMax? It doesn't try to pull and Hulu Voodoo.

Also Me: Absolutely! I don't have friends either by the way.

by Just an Average Jess January 5, 2024

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voodoo lips

When your lips look extra shitty. Like they got doo doo on them . Very pinkish on the inside ...With a little extra ash around the edges. Voodoo lips Can be compared to an inside out bootyhole. People with voodoo lips must keep a few tubes of chapstick by their side to keep the lips moisturized. Please if you see someone with voodoo lips don't be alarmed its not contagious..although can be passed down through blood line. Always share your blistex if a victim of voodoo lips asks..its only right..at that point sharing is caring.

I can believe the girl with voodoo lips left her lipchap at home !

by Twhite24 December 20, 2016

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voodoo shrimp

A voodoo shrimp is a magic position that comes from a man’s pole. Once it has been slid down the partner becomes overly infatuated, border line obsessive. And in constant need of the voodoo shrimp.

“That voodoo shrimp was so good I can’t leave him alone!”

by Heartbreakerr November 19, 2023

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Tony voodoo

Tony voodoo is when someone puts negative energy towards Tony Ruiz or does him wrong and karma take the individual and bites then when they least expect it

If Someone prays on tonys downfall or trows any sort of negativity towards him tony voodoo will get them

by Weluvvtonyy July 10, 2021

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