Touchette

When you miss a half year of school then somehow pass to the next grade.

(Students just recieved their report cards)

Josh: Jim let me see your grades, there is no way you passed this year. You skipped over half the year while you were "sick".

Jim: Here dude check it out, I passed everything, even somehow pulled off a 100 in English.

Josh: Wow, I can't believed you just pulled a Touchette Senior Year!

by big_foot January 21, 2011

kiddy toucher

A paedophile.

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

touched

When someone is arrested or dealt with by law enforcement

Popsy the drug dealer got touched, now hes off the scene.

by Popsy January 13, 2005

dick toucher

A person who has s serial tendency to touch penis.

So what I fucked your girlfriend, what are you gonna do about it dick toucher.

by Jimmy Mac 33 January 22, 2007

touched by an angel

When you take a shit and the water splashes you asshole and/or tant.

i took a shit and got touched by an angel.

by graygoon January 12, 2010

touche

Expression conceding defeat when knocked-back by a brilliant riposte.

Man (to Dr Johnson): You smell.

Dr Johnson: Sir: I smell, you stink.

Man: Touche!

by Giesha April 19, 2011

Titi toucher

pervert A titi toucher is normally a boy, but can be a girl, who grabs/touchs a girls 'titi' otherwise known as boob, without their consent.

Boy-Hey baby.
Girl-Woww. Your stupid.
Boy-Come on, you know you love me.
Girl-Psht.
Boy-Fine I'll just do...THIS!
*He grabs the girls tit.*
Girl-YOU TITI TOUCHER!

by AmazinglyKatie. October 9, 2008