Trench head

This is an insult aimed at people who get a stupid fucking line in their head when they go for a haircut. This insult is usually aimed at fat people who think they’re road but they’re just fat.

Will- “my new haircut looks sick”
George- “fuck off you fat trench head”

by Craigsfat May 9, 2021

Trench Drain

Modern French Trench drain systems can be made with perforated pipe surrounded by sand or gravel and geotextile or landscaping textile.

The waterproofer used a Trench Drain to solve my problem.

by Paul Thornton November 27, 2007

trench of virginity

Name given to the place where anyone plays the magic card game, dungeons & dragons, warhammer, CS, etc

"Hey, man! Lets go play magic in the trench of virginity with Ian"
"Yeah, man, thats cool. We'll never get laid. Woooo!!"

by chunky_lova June 26, 2003

Trench Digger

A dusty bender who's skates are so damn sharp they sink right into the ice. Also they skate with two hands on their stick and dust radiates off them. They've been known to slither around in their own slime as well.

anyone with a bauer tru-vision mask or ccm tacks is definitely a trench digger

by Saucetosser March 18, 2010

Cougar Trench

The private parts (front of rear) of an older lady on the prowl for younger men.

"Did you see that cougar i left the bar with last night?"

"yeah, how did that go?"

"She had the nicest cougar trench ive ever been in."

by Muse One September 24, 2009

Trench Coat

long coat made from stiff material like heavy duty cotton. invented durind civil war times after soldiers were constantly falling into battle trenches.

long jacket with tie around waist. The soldiers wore trench coats to keep them warm.

by anney April 12, 2008

trench banter

heroic banter shared between a group of lads, curiously it must contain a 3 point jump shot at the end.

1st guy: hey look there's joe.
2nd guy: is he standing up or sitting down?
1st guy: aaar heroic trench banter there.

by robisaponyboy March 6, 2008