Torres

To be invited to an event, and commit to go but at the last second decide to not go out of pure laziness. Similar to flaking, but worse.

Lying and saying you're almost at point B when never have left Point A.

Making extreme excuses to not be at fault for not going with your commitment.

a.k.a Max level of Flaking/Fronting

Hey Jake are you coming over for the party tonight? It's going to be great.

- Yeah man Ill be over there in an hour.

Jake never shows up.

Jake! Where are you !?

- Sorry girlfriend needed me because something came up

Torres'd

by Superman1992 October 6, 2012

Torrential Whinge

A downpour of whinges so massive it can destroy entire cities or if focussed from one person an entire household.

Sorry I disappeared I had to hide from my Mother's Torrential whinge.

by Slayer Silver Wolf April 7, 2011

Butt-torrent

A torrential, explosive evacuation of the bowel. See diarrhea, the runs, loose bowels.

Noun Usage:

Ignoring his Irritable Bowel Syndrome , Esteban gorged himself on Chimichangas and Spicy Nachos. The resultant Butt-torrent was so violent it shook the foundations of his apartment block and set off several car alarms.

Verb usage: to 'download a Butt-torrent.'

Esteban's reckless enchilada consumption triggered a very real and urgent need to download a butt-torrent of epic proportions.

by The_Beard_of_Odin April 20, 2009

Dr. Torres

A female dancing to music in a t-shirt and panties like she's in the club.

The neighbors' saw her in the window pulling a Dr. Torres.

by Grey's fan March 16, 2010

Torres

A torres is a term which refers to a miss in football, in particular missing a really easy goal.

1. "Mate don't let Johnny play, all he ever does is torres"

2. "Man, what a torres, how could you miss an open goal from 4 yards?!?!"

by pyramidMan September 19, 2011

torredembarra

Town in the catalan coast line where really cool people is from. Also referred to as "la torre".

Magri: Yo, wassup, are you in torredembarra yet?
Eugeni: No not yet, I get to "la torre" at six, yo.

by eugeni March 21, 2004

Torren

beyond drunk, hammered, trashed and shit-faced. You repeat yourself over and over again and don't remember any of it.

Person 1 : That girl has had way too much Joose
Person 2 : Seriously, she is so drunk.
Person 1 : No she's way worse she's torren.

by fourloco May 18, 2010