dingy tong

when you eat too much and you look super strong but your actually just fat
man 1:man I ate way to much last night
man 2:but you look like you just worked out
man 3:oh its a dingy tong
by BigBoyBen96 April 21, 2024
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Someone who is being a fucking pussy and doesn’t do what they say they will
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Tong

A Zambian term that means money, usually always used by wannabe gangsters and people that act tough (mostly gen Z kids).
Lash the tong eksay!
He doesn't have tong buta
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OH GOD!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT ITS BROKEN YOU TONG!!!!!
by YEETUS El Goat August 25, 2022
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Tong.

Little Asian bastard that has a helmet for a haircut. Is normally angry all the time and will want to cut your foreskin off. If he's watching a movie in class he'll point every single character he'd want to have hot oily intercourse with and will look at the person next to him giggle a little bit and smile weirdly as they call him a horny little shit
Tong: I'd fuck the shit out of that dog

Riley: Tong. Shut the fuck up you horny little cunt
by Babymolester64 December 07, 2023
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Beautiful Asian girl, with a unique personality. If you meet a Tong, you're so lucky. They put always their friendship first. She's called too the rainbow of your day because no matter where you are, if she is, it would be a good day. Definitely like a surprise box, she can always surprise you. Shy at outside but very sexy in the inside.
-Oh, my friend is so Tong!
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by PokeyAndLukey November 07, 2019
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