ToFu

Not bad at all. Certainly better than eating cooked flesh...

Tofu isn't bad. Make fun of me all you want for it.

by annonomous or however its spelled July 12, 2005

tofuffalo

bison flavoured tofu (not to be confused with bofu, or tofu flavoured bison)

That tofuffalo bannock burger was sooooo good!

by just working July 19, 2010

tofu sandwich

A sexual act that occurs within the crevice between a mattress and mattress pad, thus producing an added force effect.

Bro I had this chick in a tofu sandwich!

by bonchonsex9 October 12, 2010

tofurfucken

a traditional vegetarian Thanksgiving dish; consists of tofu turkey (tofurkey) stuffed with tofu duck (tofuck); served with a smug smirk of "aren't-we-better-than-the-meat-eaters"

Carnivore: "What do your people do for the entree at Thanksgiving dinner?"

Vegetarian: "Well, since we don't eat death? You know? Ummm, we eat tofurfucken."

Carnivore: "You're so lame."

by The Opster November 23, 2011

Toofus

Term used to describe the gap in between the two front teeth.

That guy has a TOOFUS

by RichiePoo April 21, 2021

tofu

one level above styrafoam, one level below cardboard

you want me to eat tofu?!?

by Mutley the dog December 19, 1999

toefl

REAL = Test Of English As A Foreign Language.

Mine = The immediate response in anger/ happiness/ dismay/ praise/ sympathy(Toef)/or insult. Or a random act of speech.

Yo, Toef my brof.

Jimmy: My dog died.
Billy: Oh Toefl, I'm sorry.

Insult-
I swear, I'm gonna toef you so hard you wont know the difference between a pizza and an alien.

Random-
Holy Toefl!!

by Carndizzle February 4, 2007