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Early Times

The Official Cabin Whiskey of the Cal Ski Team.
Shot for gaping! Step up to the shot ski and grab the Early Times!
by Cal Ski Team #1! January 2, 2009
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times

The years we are living in.
A computer in most homes is a definate sign of the times.
by Tom October 15, 2003
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timbest

When you're so drunk that you crash into a car on the highway, then keep driving and crash into another car, keep driving, park in someone's driveway and start running away from the cops only to get caught.
Dude, I totally timbested last night.
by TimBest February 1, 2009
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timeshafted

past participle of "timeshaft": To be caught up to real time on one's DVR (digital video recorder) or Tivo and prevented from fast-forwarding through commercials or other uninteresting or dull parts.

See also timeshafting or timeshaft.
"I was watching the Grammy's on my DVR until I got timeshafted and had to watch Stevie Nicks and Taylor Swift perform in real time. I thought Taylor's caterwauling would never end."
by toddx February 3, 2010
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Timeshifter

Also goes by "timeshitter"
Timeshifter (noun):
timeshitter gimme dogetime
by WazowskiMike July 18, 2016
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timeshitter

A recreational time traveller who travels to different historic points in time in order to shit there.
That timeshitter just shit on the Berlin Wall in 1989, now he's off to shit on Trump as he comes down the escalator.
by Sky Commander Winkie August 16, 2019
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Tiest

When someone is going to say tits but edits themself to say chest (true story)
Me: Why is he holding the phone like that??
Mom: He’s taking a picture of his tiest
Me: WHAT JAJAJAHAHA
by Rick Sandcheese July 8, 2021
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