shower thoughts

You are the shower and you think weird thoughts.

Person 1:”I had such weird shower thoughts“
Person 2:”Tell me about”

by Harper_Here May 25, 2020

Minecraft thoughts

Minecraft thoughts is a phrase used to describe suicidal and/or homicidal thoughts. It can also be used to describe violent impulses. It originates from the practice of adding the phrase “in Minecraft” at the end of a sentence that threatens violence to one self or others in order to avoid being banned from an Internet forum or have the authorities called on you.

Person A: Current year has gotten so bizarre and stressful that it’s making me want to run over with my truck a bunch of white people, in Minecraft, of course.

Person B: I think it’s time to refill your antipsychotics, your Minecraft thoughts are getting out of control.

by Chadison Jawthorn July 17, 2020

Unwanted Thoughts

A mistake I did a few years ago by meeting these awful people who I regret with all my might and even though I haven’t made contact with them for a long time, they are sometimes on my mind and it is so annoying because it is irrelevant and causes my stress. I just want to rip my brain out.

Unwanted thoughts, no one wants you here, so fuck off dammit

by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves August 26, 2020

Stoned Thought

A thought that has been inscribed on a stone using another stone.

Person: You should write that thought down so you remember it.

Me: Already done bro... It's one of my many stoned thoughts.

by babla13579 March 6, 2021

Gay Thoughts

Thoughts a man has about being romantically/sexually attracted to another man. It's also something Gustavo Fring asks you if you have had any in one particular meme.

Gus: "You guys ever had gay thoughts?"

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 9, 2022

My Stream of Thought

Babble gabble aooole apple wappe wl lay een been with the other for this of gaven if country redneck jordan is just a marijuana andrew will stone the first stone glowing stone healing stone ifng stone with my prone call of duty if my stream of thought will continue in the ER with the medical tape for football and eight championships I will be first Alabama is second I want to never play lineback maybe if I had the skills mouse are eating cheese why do elephants fear them?

I just typed, and those are the words that were in my head at that second so it was my stream of thought

by salvadore May 11, 2013

That's Worth A Thought

Often said at a meeting when someone is being a T.W.A.T.

Business Development Manager "With some heat and light, these green shoots can turns into a game-changer"
Operations Manager "That's Worth A Thought"

by The Operations Manager November 5, 2016