Monty Python Birthday Hell Song

A birthday song sung so off-key and out of tune, it almost sounds like it could've come from "Monty Python".

Person A: I hoped you didn't mind the "Monty Python Birthday Hell Song".

Person B: Aww.. you guys know that's a compliment!

by moonfox42 December 14, 2011

Python Gang

The Python gang is a gang from the hague known for their creativity. They specialize in music, art, organising partys but also in themes like law and medicin. They grow and grow really fast, but the real akkaboez is growing the most fast.

OMG! Are you a member of the Python Gang!

by mrclassy August 16, 2018

don-python

When you wrap your legs around the person's waist and squeeze as hard as you can.

DON-PYTHON! DON-PYTHON!

He did the Don-python!

by Don chertt December 4, 2011

to python

To lie down after eating too much food, in order to digest it; similar to a food coma, but with less chance of irreversible brain damage.

"Theresa just ate three lunches, so now she's going to python."
"Yes, that girl has powerful appetites."

by cuspidor April 8, 2022

python warrior

Panda In training, warrior, boss-ass-bitch, beast, winner, etc.

Jeff: Holy Fuck, how did he do that?!?! He must be a python warrior!
Tiffany: He is! He is a panda in training!!!

Jeff: A what?
Tiffany:A python warrior is basically a sexy beast; he praises oprah, and is a panda in training!!!

by 69panda69 March 28, 2015

Thunder Python

The biggest, baddest dick, you can get in town.

*Not to be confused with the 2022 Loyola-Towson ranger challenge team *

"Yeah, my girl had to get a dose of this thunder python, before I left the jungle."
"You want a taste of this thunder python? That's fine. But, you're gonna have to pay."

"I want your thunder python, daddy. I want it real bad."

"Thunder. Python. *extended moans (but like real genuine ones)*"

by PershingRifleBoy420 December 4, 2022

one eyed spitting python

penis

Come look at my one eyed spitting Python!

*Also known as poop sack*

by Kanye2020 December 27, 2015