Irish socket set

A sledgehammer. The term suggests a lack of finesse in Irish repair methods, reinforcing the Irish reputation for stupidity.

Having thus far failed to repair the television, Jim switched from his screwdriver to his Irish socket set - a decision probably driven more by frustration than careful consideration.

by Keenan Nunes-Vaz December 23, 2005

Socket Pocket

when a dick gets a boiling lava hot pocket shoved into his eye causing blindness

Alex: God that guy is so annoying!
Tyler: Why don't you put a hot pocket in the micro for 2 hours and then give him a good case of socket pocket

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

gangele socket

A gangele socket is when you become injured severely and you dont take care of it. Resulting in avery nasty set of sores much like herpes.

I got gangele socket in vietnam because I never cleaned my foreskin

by jizzy mcgee April 19, 2009

socket wrenched

When a passenger sits on a loose tool in your truck, startling them, especially when the tool goes near the victims binghole

Ha, you just got socket wrenched

by Wish I drove a smaller car February 4, 2008

Socket

What electricians of the male gender call a vagina.

"After my work for the day, I'm going to go plug into my wife's socket."

by Dr Internet August 18, 2016

Socket

noun, a former lesbian that is returning to the straight life

She used to be a U-Haul but now she's a socket.

by Blazerunner November 21, 2016

socket seeker

Travelers hovering around power outlets waiting (for an open outlet) to charge their device.

This airport is full of socket seekers. I can't find an outlet anywhere.

by Caffeinated Bacon December 8, 2016