Nottingham Local

Those creatures you see around Nottingham that go to the Thurland Hall and spend their benefits money. Failing that they do hard drugs and drink Carling and John Smiths at Midday in old Market Square.

A: What Pint you going to get then?
B:Fookin 'ell, I think I'll have a pint of John Smiths.
A: You fucking Nottingham Local.
B: I'm proud to be from Notts, Hucknall Born and Raised.

by Average Midlands inhabitant July 26, 2021

Local bub

Kelli is your local bub. Always a shrimp lover :)

If you need your local bub, kelli is just that!

by ._.Your~local~bub._. November 28, 2018

Local Bopper

A female in town who is good enough to sleep with but not good enough to date, would not bring home to mom. Probably laugh about her with the guys. Swipped right because drunk.

Oh yeah, she's just a local bopper. Nothing like a Katie or a DeeNa.

by Mollusc March 19, 2019

Locally shuffle

The act of shuffling cards on a smaller, more intimate scale. Allegedly done because it is simply too much to shuffle an entire deck at one time.

Nicole was deemed insufficent at shuffling cards on her own. Therefore, Josh (like a knight in shining armor) came through when he locally shuffled the card deck.

by JoeyBigToes December 25, 2018

local pump

The girl that's the town bicycle.
The one who the whole sports team has tapped.

The one who is the reason why you and your friends are tunnel buddies now!

There you have it, thats the local pump

See her over there? Yah she's the local pump dude

by RowdyCanadian March 13, 2022

global-local

A critical argument which most people fuck-up and lose to outrageously superior teams.

I hit global-local. I lost. I think it's because I'm stupid.

by Sore Ass Loser November 16, 2003

Hostile Local

a Hostile Local is usually a resident local who has to deal with lots of bennies whenever the weather is nice. Bennies usually invade in the summer and take over a beach where surfers enjoy the waves, thus bringing the lifeguards and forcing them to wait for the beach to clear out. a Hostile Local doesn't like to put up with bennies because they only come maybe a month out of the year and think they own the place while the locals have to deal with their attitude.

Bennie - could you give me directions to the Jersey shore?
Surfer Dude - No
Bennie - why not?
Surfer Dude - Because I'm a Hostile Local!

by TheSurferChik December 10, 2009