chub-a-longs

Heavyset preteen girls that like to start drama behind your back. They usually run in packs.

Those 2 little chub-a-longs Emily and Kaylee have such pathetic lives that they have to start drama with other people to get their jollies

by LaDeena August 18, 2008

Chub Mongler

Someone who eats all of the food when they aren't supposed too. They are usually overweight and no one likes them

Greg: who ate all the cookies
Chase: Chris ate them all last night
Greg: Dang Chris is such a chub mongler

by Dpivkle April 23, 2019

King Chub

A fully engorged, raging hard on.

All that dirty talks got me sporting a king chub right now.

She wrapped her silky lips around the old king chub last night and took care of business.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

chubby chub

The name of my chonky Guinea pig

My chubby chub is a thicc boi

by Iloveguineapig December 5, 2019

chub it out

Eating more than you need to. Kind of like pigging out.

I could've had a salad, but decided to chub it out and go with a burger + fries instead.

by The Farticle Theory June 6, 2016

Chub Tug

The act performed by males to temporarily increase the appearance in size of their genitalia by tugging or groping their groin to induce a "chubby." Often performed in a locker room when concealment of a shower stall or towel is provided.

The chub tug can also be performed prior to public exposure of genitalia for things like medical examinations, streaking, or skinny dipping.

Meat gazer 1: Did you see that guys 2 inch schlong in the locker room?

Meat gazer 2: Ya, normally it's about 1 inch but I saw him do a chub tug under his towel a minute ago.

by Drum86 September 27, 2011

chub of hell

A nocturnal erection that lasts all night and aches from the tip right down to the root.

“Did you sleep well dear?”
“No, I caught a glimpse of nipple through your night dress and have had the chub of hell!”

by juicebox June 30, 2019