almost done-ism

1. Almost done-ism is when you realize you've binge-watched most of a new (or new to you) show you enjoy and voluntarily start decreasing the number of episodes you're watching in order to prolong the story (and remaining episodes) for as long as possible.
2. Almost done-ism is the opposite of binge watching.

At the beginning of the pandemic, I wanted to watch "Better Call Saul" since I hadn't yet seen it. After viewing four seasons in five days, almost done-ism kicked in and I forced myself from that point on to only watch one episode every four or five days.

by John R? October 5, 2020

Held hands and almost kiss

To "hold hands and almost kiss" is a term used in the incel community and for those who have been friend-zoned and often unironically denotes an unrequited interest or unstable platonic friendship.

So what if she's had a boyfriend throughout our friendship!? There HAS to be something between us because of all the times we held hands and almost kissed!

by Damage313 October 20, 2020

almost virgin

When someone states they're a virgin but they're really not

Stacy: I'm a almost virgin

Yaban: I mean that wall was pretty wide

by Almost lover July 8, 2016

almost pornographic

It's not fucking yet, but they're getting there. Give it time.

Don't worry, i only shoot almost pornographic films.

by Lord Motherfucker June 6, 2016

Almost

An excuse you use to get out of being late for something
OR just a fancy way to say no without disappointing the other person

*stares at gps that says it will be another hour*
(To somebody) “Oh yeah, we’re almost there!”
*Thinking that they’re gonna be hella late*

by DioegoBrandoIsHOTTTTTT October 29, 2021

Almost French

A movie that is dijointed in plot, contains various unrelated flashbacks, shots of empty fields and or buildings for no apparent reason and an unbrupt or otherwise unsatisfying ending. In other words all of the qualities that make French films, French films.

Guy one: Did you see that movie Tinker Tailor, Solider, spy?

Guy two: Yeah

Guy one: I was thiking of going to see it, how was it?

Guy two: It was almost French.

by Angus12 April 11, 2012

Almoster

Someone who wines and dines girls in the attempt of sleeping with them but frequently comes up short.-only to describe the events as an almost success.

Phil: hey how'd things go with christy last night?
Sean: I almost fucked her.
Phil: ahh you suck, youre such an almoster.

by laurence of alaybia March 14, 2011