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Texters Twitch

Where you feel your phone vibrate in your pocket and you go to look at your phone and realise that it was just your imagination
-"Dam it, i just had texters twitch!"
--"Dude, I hate it when that happens"
-"Bummer"
by TomPeeeeee April 8, 2010
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texterrupting

verb- when someone keeps texting you before you've been able to finish typing and sending them your text.
It was irritating that she kept texterrupting me while I was typing my text to her.
by mypseudonym24 April 23, 2010
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Textering

A combination of the words texting and pestering. It's the irritated via text messege. Used when a person or persons keep texting you even though they know you're busy and don't want to or can't text at the moment. Such as when you tell someone your in bed and they keep trying to conversate via text. Or if you tell someone to quit texting you cuz you don't want to talk to them and they still keep trying.
I told retard I was asleep and he wouldn't quit textering me!
by Guadalupe750 May 2, 2010
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Textercising

You: Hey, Whaddup?
Me: Ntm, Chilling out listening to tunes, textercising. You?
by < Miss.La > September 23, 2010
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Texticure

A manicure that leaves your thumb nails at the perfect length for texting. May include special treatment of thumb nail edges.
Young Chick: OMG, I like sooo need a manicure, but I gotta be able to text or I'll like, you know, go insane!!!

Vietnamese Manicurist: Ohhhh, you no worry pretty girl, I give you texticure. Increase text speed 30 percent. I put carbide edges on thumb nails.

Young Chick: OMG, like, that is sooo cool!
by Butch Dime October 21, 2010
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texticular homicide

murder or manslaughter perpetrated by a driver who was texting while driving a vehicle
Hrmm... phone in hand, reports of swerving in and out of the oncoming late, and a dead person in the other car... yep, looks like a clear cut case of texticular homicide! Put the phone down mam' and get out of the car. I SAID PUT THE PHONE DOWN! NOW!!! ...YES GOD DAMMIT...NOW!
by Mystery Meat 4U October 27, 2010
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texterection

When a person hears that they got a text message but can't look at it for a while and all they can think about is looking at it.
I'm in this freaking meeting and i can't look at the text i just got. I got the worse texterection.
by atomandeve March 15, 2011
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