the beep test

That annoying running test all kids had to do in school and ruined everyone's day except the two kids who were actually good at running.

"you know we gotta do the beep test today?"
"ahh fuck"

by yatomeino June 10, 2018

queered the test

Having spoiled a running test, necessitating one to have to reset all of the hardware (and software if necessary) and restart the test from the beginning.

This is actually a retest; approx. 3 hours into the first one, I accidentally bumped something that I shouldn't have and subsequently queered the test; so I recharged the cell and started a second test. :-/

by Telephony August 24, 2018

The Misha Test

The Misha test is creating an economically viable business plan that is clearly defined with understanding of risks, a logical value proposition and a formatted digestible presentation. Facts and Science > Hype and Marketing. If one passes the Misha Test, they are on on a trajectory to win smart money and launch a product that the world will subscribe to.

Every startup should go through the Misha Test before pitching to institutional venture capital.

by Snowballmoney September 17, 2018

Testefy

Another meaning for testefy:

To defile a target object or person using your scrotum sack, causing them to be immobilized with fear, giving you an unfair advantage over the victim.

Hey Jack, I should wake up George and testefy him.

That kids balls hang so low he testefies the grass when he walks.

Breaking news: Man dies from testefication.

The local testemorph testefied his dog and it died.

by MrGibblet May 13, 2009

telstra

The shittiest telephone company/ISP around.

AAARRRGH!!! Fucking internet fucked up again!!!

by Telstra SUCKS!!! March 23, 2004

Litness test

Spin off from "litmus test".
The test that measures your "litness" level

Douchebag #1: Yo, Kyle wants to hang out with us, what should I say?

Douchebag #2: Brah hell to the nah, he ain't pass the litness test. He wack.

by ReyesXS April 23, 2017

Fitness Gram Pacer test

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Dude 1: The Fitness gram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start."
Dude 2: "Go commit die."

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) am sngl October 8, 2018